pleaseturnonthelights asked: You can thank your girlfriend for me finding your tumblr haha
LMFAO i just died. i straight up just died. in fucking laughter. SOMEONE MISSED THE MEMO.
moving apartments again. its going to be the most intense workout ive had all week. last time i moved, it took me 10 hours straight to do it all myself. i think the most upsetting thing is that i wont have my interwebs for a week. A WEEK. DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG THAT IS IN GAMER TIMEFRAME. FORREEEVERRRRRRR! /leeching wifi ftw
i spend my days looking through pages trying to find a way, to get away from me with love to give that leaves you breathless now all i need to find: a way back inside my mind.
thats not halloween wear.. thats ALL THE TIME WITH YOU wear! seriously. find out when youknowwho works. we’ll walk in there with glasses and books and shitttt
note to self:
i know its a tadbit early, but i am making a list of all the people i want to dress up as for halloween: stormtrooper mileena chun-li (so stereotypical i know) some type of breakfast food (emily wood be my waffle)
today was beautiful. it was sunny but there was a cool breeze which made it feel awesome. i was wishing my store would suddenly burn down or by some odd twist of fate, i would’ve been off work so that i could’ve enjoyed the weather. i havent played soccer in so long. my shinguards, socks, and cleats are sitting in my closet abandoned and neglected. i want to play TF2. i havent...
emilyspoop-deactivated20110918 asked: please upload the video of him flashing the nips. hahahah
holy crap work was boring. but then emily and john came to say hi which was awesome! apparently emily puked in the parking lot (no bueno) and this is what it looked like lol “emily wood in the library with the throw up” john’s such a good sport: grab those 38D’s big boy :p two people asked if he was a dude. because the chest hair and the tshirt stuffed into...
this will be Meme and Meowmers one day:
the other night
when we went to find a kiddie pool, emily and i stumbled upon this gem: wtf @ them being too big even at size small. the little boys section might’ve had better fitting ones but it was blocked off and now we’ll never be able to wear little boys superhero undies while in a kiddie pool playing Uno. /sadface.