RIP my left knee. no but really my knee feels like hell. in the millions of years that ive played soccer ive never experienced anything like this. ive pulled both quads at the same time. pulled my right ham. tore my illiopsoas tendon. sprained my right ankle 8 times. put a hole in my left shin. cracked my sternum. wednesday/thursday i moved all my stuff up and down stairs. then friday i...
my sleep schedule has been messed up for so long. so tonight i wont fall asleep and i have to “be up” for work at 7am. which is in 4 hours. joy.
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I keep writing myself into ruts.: My weekend in... →
youvefailedmeforthelasttime: Friday, I hung out with Sherry, Adam, John, and Will. Adam was wheezing like a mothafucka :( There was whiskey and Halo involved. Overall, that night, wasn’t as awesome as the rest of the weekend. I was pissy and that basically sums up the night. Oh, not to mention Will literally FUCKED our minds…. we might’ve gotten walkietalkied but we wiped the...
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posting from my phone is so lame. wednesday and thursday i moved into my new apt. (couldn’t have done it without you john!) what a pain. friday was relaxing. played some soccer. saw some of my favorite ppl. now im at work itching to get my damn internet up and running. Damn you fios!
i won’t fall down again my heart’s now dead and gone and im still breathing. i made it out alive.
you can be the photog because adam will be at work. /storyofhislife
Cracking up part two.
youvefailedmeforthelasttime: Seriously guys, I’m gonna marry this girl. its gonna be like this:
it is only 1113am. and i have already laughed so hard at some of the dumbest (but at the same time, the greatest) things that one could make jokes about. like honestly? have some fun with life and stop taking shit so seriously. here’s some tips for people lurking Emily and I: 1) eat more, food is good. 2) emily and i are getting married in blue and orange tuxedos. 3) john and dustin...
Meowmers playing fetch with me!
pleaseturnonthelights asked: You can thank your girlfriend for me finding your tumblr haha